Give Them More Cars
Communist Party leader Marie-George Buffet said the decree could enflame rioters. "It could be taken anew as a sort of challenge to carry out more violence," she said.
Aah, those communist and other socialist philosophers have always been brilliant in offering solutions to crisis. Take the French riots that have lasted almost 2 weeks for example. A bunch of hoodlums and criminals have taken to the streets causing violence and unrest. They blame the immigrant status of these rioters as a causal reason for their actions. I think that’s xenophobic. And that’s ironic for an American to accuse that great defender of European demagoguery of being xenophobic. Like any immigrant community (or native community) there are always a contingent that is criminal and easily gains attention by national media. Quickly spun by political junkets for their own gain to create hysteria among the electorate. There are 5 million Muslims in France. I seriously doubt that the actions of these idiots are reflective of the vast majority of this block.
Read the articles on the violence in France and it will increasingly draw attention to the immigrant, poor and unemployed status of these teenage rioters. Although this is probably true, any glimpse of justification quickly gives way to agents of rage who are simply opportunists and petty testosterone charged criminals. In the words of one French leader, “scum”. I am no fan of the French government, but when the whole country is quickly descending into a mosh pit I don’t care what the pretext is. Stereotyping immigrants or religious status as a precursor to this violence is bigotry in its rawest form. You would expect more from those high-brow Europeans. NOT!!
But I digress. In a foolish bid to capitalize on the unbalance, the intellectual socialist and communist minority have stepped up to the political debate to offer solutions. What do they offer? More jail time? Hell NO, that would be punishing poor folk for exercising free speech. Curfews? Absolutely not, that might upset the agitators. I concluded based on their reasoning, that the best solution to quell the agitator’s angst is to give them more cars to burn. I mean they already burned more than 1,000 cars. They obviously have a thing for torching cars. So give them more cars
To the liberal left, this makes sense. It is completely in line with their policy of appeasement when confronted with violence (until they get in power, of course). The French continue to struggle with the modern era image of cowardice and appeasement. It wasn’t until the 12th night of violence that curfews and reserve police were called in! These are the people that criticized the US response to Katrina. Not only can’t they get their shit together, they can’t even begin to decide what needs to be done. Could you imagine high-level security talks?
French official 1: What do we do about the riots? Do we impose curfews and martial law?
Official 2: Non, that’s what the American’s would do. Anything the Americans would do is simply barbaric. There has to be another way.
Official 3: Oooh, Oooh. I think I have it. What if we talk to them?! Do they have an ambassador? We could get the Security Council to back our initiative and fuck the US again.
Official 2: These are own citizens. They don’t have an ambassador; we are supposed to be their representatives.
Staff Official 1: Well sir, there are actually no ethnic minorities represented in the National Assembly.
Official 1, 2, and 3: Really?????????
Staff 1: That is correct Mssrs.
Official 2: Then that’s it. We promote one of their kind to some sort of ceremonial post.
Official 3: Oui, that will surely do it.
Official 1: But who?
Official 3: What about one of those Imams guys.
Official 2: Absolutely not. They are all too religious. We are a secular society. Religion has not place in society, and especially not in this Republic.
Official 3: Ok , forget the ceremonial post idea. Besides, if he ever quit we would need to pay unemployment benefits forever to some religious nut and that would be considered government sponsorship of religion.
Official 1, 2: Very true.
Official 1: So what do we do?
Official 3: They have burned hundreds of cars right?
Official 1: Oui.
Official 3: Then give them more cars. That way they are happy, we are happy and everyone goes on with their lives.
Official 1, 2: Great Idea. Let’s do it.
French reasoning and governing at its very best!
